falselyprofound:

My favorite space-age insult.

falselyprofound:

My favorite space-age insult.

roshistarpupil:

theslowpokewell:

you guys make fun of brock’s eyes all the time

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but brock can get with lucy, arguably one of the hottest pokemon girls, cause of his eyes

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she has a thing for them

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IVE NEVER NOTICED THIS

theabbottchronicles:

Tony Abbott has recently said he has no problem with the legalisation of medicinal marijuana.

Angry left wing voters yelled “OH YEAH!? Well that’s… right?” and then stood around really confused and scratching their heads.

"Wait… shit… we’re agreeing with Tony Abbott over something? Fuck" said one left-wing activist. "WHO AM I!?"

"Whoa… this is messing with my brain… more so than marijuana would."

"I thought I was going to be really angry today but I’m… not? I’m so confused. I need to go look up the news concerning Ferguson to get my rage levels back up."

There was mutters of confusion and agreement. Meanwhile, in Tony’s office he chuckled to himself.

"Keep ‘em guessing what I’ll do next… classic, Tony" he said to himself.

pray4salvation:

ouyangdan:

georgetakei:

Slow. Clap. http://ift.tt/1euhu0D

favorite linguist joke and i will never not reblog it

HA

pray4salvation:

ouyangdan:

georgetakei:

Slow. Clap. http://ift.tt/1euhu0D

favorite linguist joke and i will never not reblog it

HA

alexiorsay:

ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal

Well the first one was a little short…

ciaranmor:

Guided a blind guy to the bus today based solely on how Hisao guided Lilly in Katawa Shoujo. If that isn’t the strangest application of video game/VN knowledge I don’t know what is

I think I need to get the Digital Devil Saga so I can eat my enemies for points

falselyprofound:

You’ll never stop me

プリンセスチュチュまとめ by: 樫三

 video-games challenge 
[3/7] video games

➸ persona 4 golden (2012)
life is truth, and never a dream… all souls know this from birth… the truth is something that is chosen and grasped… something discovered with one’s vision and will. only by gaining that does the seeker become truth himself, a cord that connects past and future.

ineffably-crowley:

sparkafterdark:

glumshoe:

sparkafterdark:

tenaflyviper:

He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.
And also steal your infants.

He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.

I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.
It was not her baby to give.
David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.

Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king? 
The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps you’re not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, they’re tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.

Slammin’ it down in the Labyrinth fandom tonight, kids.

ineffably-crowley:

sparkafterdark:

glumshoe:

sparkafterdark:

tenaflyviper:

He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.

And also steal your infants.

He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.

I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.

It was not her baby to give.

David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.

Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king? 

The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps you’re not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, they’re tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.

Slammin’ it down in the Labyrinth fandom tonight, kids.

zionightiemegatenventures:

rest in pieces mothman

breelifts:

socialjusticekoolaid:

Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part I)

The St Louis County Council wasn’t as bad as Ferguson’s Council, but still very few answers and virtually no accountability from the folks who unleashed unholy hell on the residents of Ferguson, following Brown’s murder. #staywoke #farfromover

KEEP POSTING I NEED TO KNOW! DONT STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS. IT IS NOT OVER!

a-dark-shade-of-violet:

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

bad luck is being allergic to tomato and not being able to eat pizza, lasagna, spaghetti… 

Persistence is trying to eat it anyway