theabbottchronicles:

Sometimes I consider making a PUPChronicles but then news about a PUP member arises and I realise that I couldn’t possibly improve on what actually happens. For instance: Jacqui Lambie is seriously concerned about “ebola-infected suicide bombers.” She actually asked the senate what our contingency plan was for this circumstances. See, I had read about it earlier today and I thought it was satire. I thought someone was making fun of her by combining random things together. What’s the most horrifying thing facing Australia? Ebola Muslims.

Jacqui Lambie is so dumb that I cannot distinguish between someone making fun of her and her actually talking. If there was ever someone who deliberately ran to be a politician for the sake of a very committed trolling to make fun of conservatives… they’d act just like her. Jacqui Lambie: when you can’t be bothered from separating your political satire from your actual politics.

mrfippstuff:

Yang speaks perfect Chinese.

Blake speaks perfect French.

Weiss speaks perfect German.

Ruby speaks Donut-Level Spanish.

gamingonabudget:

Save 50% off Gods Will Be Watching ($4.99) on Steam

falselyprofound:

Why the hell is Tetris up here?

Blah, it was meant to read “Irisu Syndrome: Tetris by the country that brought you The Ring”, but the formatting got messed up. Press F5.

Me attempt

Please how is Tertis confusie n’ stuff

Sean’s attempt

The hell did I just play? What is the rabbit rush?

falselyprofound:

askvgpony:

falselyprofound:

Not gonna lie I didn’t read the first post on it you made which made everything…weirder

Really should have known something was up cause you recommended it 

Fun fact: there’s a walkthrough in the folder just in case

But I want to go beyond the forest so all the happy little rabbits can bang in peace

The hell did I just play? What is the rabbit rush?

falselyprofound:

Not gonna lie I didn’t read the first post on it you made which made everything…weirder

Really should have known something was up cause you recommended it 

falselyprofound:

falselyprofound:

Rabbit Rush is a game about rabbits. Specifically, breeding rabbits and sending your rabbits to take over the world as we know it. Sort of. Actually it’s about a lot of things, but telling you would take the fun out of it.

Do yourself a favor and download it here. It’s completely free, and while it’s sort of a large file it’s actually justified.

Yeah it’s this post again. But!

Now that I’ve gotten your attention, I feel like I should mention that Rabbit Rush uses some odd means of progression. Most of the game’s mechanics can be unlocked via the shop, but a few major ones are unlocked based on how many times you’ve played a level.

If you pick up Rabbit Rush, make sure you play the Forest at least three times before ya set it down. If you’re still not interested in the game after that, then no harm done.

Do at the false pro commands

askfoxythepiratestuff:

bonnie-the-rabbit:

fly

[imagine him tho

“all right apparently im not fast enough

bonnie mate

throw me”]

askfoxythepiratestuff:

bonnie-the-rabbit:

fly

[imagine him tho
“all right apparently im not fast enough
bonnie mate
throw me”]
asscroissant:

bewbin:

what the fuck venasaur doing?

his best

asscroissant:

bewbin:

what the fuck venasaur doing?

his best

helioscentrifuge:

goatinahat:

themattumblr:

The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have.

The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

Stop dividing by zero

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deirdreskye:

bombing:

baby we can’t roleplay if you can’t accept the fact that a dark mage can’t use healing spells. in what bullshit universe would that even happen

a dark mage could easily heal herself through draining or leeching spells. fuck this post.

ceebooroni:

goldfreddy wanted a draw of their coolkids so here is the coolkids

ceebooroni:

goldfreddy wanted a draw of their coolkids so here is the coolkids

Rake person + rakes

falselyprofound:

The Council had to take Rake Person’s rake away after an attempt to fix their lawn destroyed half of Desperation Street. Scooping up highly flammable leaves with a Mime God-killing weapon was, admittedly, not their finest idea.

Rake Person switched to garden hoes shortly after Episode One, hoping that if they practiced with it enough they could someday kill every one of those fuckers on the Council and take back what was rightfully theirs.

Unfortunately, Tycho and Gabe showed up before they could properly begin their crusade and the rake of legends was lost forever.

No garden tool has been able to fill the void in their heart since.

Truly an inspiration to us all

thetallesthobbit:

OH GOD SHE’S BECOME SELF AWARE ABORT ABORT ABORT

thetallesthobbit:

OH GOD SHE’S BECOME SELF AWARE ABORT ABORT ABORT

socialjusticekoolaid:

My Ferguson October fam out wilin’. Civil disobenience can be fun too. #PumpkinRiot for all. #staywoke #cackling #nojusticenopeace